7. Frisbee golf
Apparently this is a sport here. Frisbee golf. For real. It raises a lot of questions. And also a whole new area of hazard.
Well, I wasn't expecting to be hit be a cyclist today... But now I kind of am.
5. Ski lifts
Well, this looks safe.
4. Forest fires
I really feel like this should be a bigger sign.
3. Falling rocks
Oh good, unpreventable death from above. My favourite kind of death.
I'm sorry, there's a what now?
And the number one way I'm likely to die in Canada, the land of frisbee golf, two-wheeled death, treacherous ski lifts, forest fires, death from above, and loose bears?
1. Crossing the road
The cars keep coming from the wrong side. And they are going to kill me.